The Good Kind of Dorky


Monday, November 14, 2005

Check it Out

They make brown sugar/Splenda mix. Happy Holidays to me! Let it snow Splenda from the sky!

12 Steps

They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I might still be in the denial stage. This past week I "gathered" 34 packets of Splenda from various locations. Let me say that this was a very very productive week--I was WAY above quota.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I Love Celebrities

Jessica Simpson is my idol, but before Jessica I had another idol/obsession. I still sort of have this obsession, but it is no where near as bad as my obsession with Jess.

I love Britney Spears.

Who's that girl?

Your kids have been asking...

Mommy, what is a vegetarian?
Daddy, what are the benefits of growing my own organic foods?
Where do recycling bins come from?

Coming soon...
All you need to know about Stacia Lee.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Word of the Week

The "Word of the Week" is brought to you by my beloved friend Sarah.


Usage: You can use this word in place of "in reality."

For example: The realisticness is that we need basiley for the chicken.

Larry thinks realisticness is a funny word to say.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

The Millenium is Mine, Biatch

Just like Bugs, Sara also started out cute and little. Instead of telling you about Sara, I will let the pictures do the talking.

A Chronology of Bugs

This is Bugs when he was a baby at the shelter. So little. So cute.

This is Bugs during those awkward teen years, you know, when your body hasn't caught up with your legs.

Now he is a big mongrel--almost as big as his grandma!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Dad and the Nittany Lion


Who Ever said Eye Goobers Weren't Sexy??

This blog is in Loving Memory of my poodle, Amanda, who passed away a few years ago. Her ashes are in a jar in my family room back home. The ashes of my cat and my dog Guthrie are also there. This way we can all be together! I loved Amanda so much and I miss her. Poodles are the best dog ever. I want another one someday, but no poodle could be as fabulous as the Boos Boos (Amanda). As she got older her skin got looser and softer. She had saggy boobies. That Boos, gotta love her.

Winter is Coming, Let's Gather Nuts

I told Sarah that when I put on weight my face looks like a chipmunk. She didn't believe me. mmm cake. Why don't I have a piece.

Look, even Matthew is grabbing my chubby chipmunk cheeks. He loves me no matter how I look and that is why he is one of my other best friends in the whole wide world. I miss Matt. I do not miss him grabbing my face like that.

Thirsty Chipmunk.

Let the debauchery begin!

Sarah's Birthday Luau is in 15 days. Sarah is going to be 24 this year. She is old just like me. Sarah is one of my best friends in the entire world. She is definitely my best friend in Richmond. She is funny and smart and pretty and she is a giver. I can't wait for her party. I love themed parties because they make me think of being drunk at college. Edgar says I am annoying when I am drunk. If a synonym for annoying is FUN, then YES, I AM ANNOYING!!!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005


I love Halloween so much and already I miss it! It is my second favorite holiday! Thanksgiving is coming up too and although I could care less about that one, I will get to see my wonderful parents. Then I can get all festive and excited again, but this time for my favorite holiday of all time--Christmas!! YAY!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Fan Request

As requested by my fans, I have taken off the long article. Although, it is all of your losses because it was a good article on modern feminism.