They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I might still be in the denial stage. This past week I "gathered" 34 packets of Splenda from various locations. Let me say that this was a very very productive week--I was WAY above quota.
This blog is in Loving Memory of my poodle, Amanda, who passed away a few years ago. Her ashes are in a jar in my family room back home. The ashes of my cat and my dog Guthrie are also there. This way we can all be together! I loved Amanda so much and I miss her. Poodles are the best dog ever. I want another one someday, but no poodle could be as fabulous as the Boos Boos (Amanda). As she got older her skin got looser and softer. She had saggy boobies. That Boos, gotta love her.
I told Sarah that when I put on weight my face looks like a chipmunk. She didn't believe me. mmm cake. Why don't I have a piece.
Look, even Matthew is grabbing my chubby chipmunk cheeks. He loves me no matter how I look and that is why he is one of my other best friends in the whole wide world. I miss Matt. I do not miss him grabbing my face like that.
Sarah's Birthday Luau is in 15 days. Sarah is going to be 24 this year. She is old just like me. Sarah is one of my best friends in the entire world. She is definitely my best friend in Richmond. She is funny and smart and pretty and she is a giver. I can't wait for her party. I love themed parties because they make me think of being drunk at college. Edgar says I am annoying when I am drunk. If a synonym for annoying is FUN, then YES, I AM ANNOYING!!!
I love Halloween so much and already I miss it! It is my second favorite holiday! Thanksgiving is coming up too and although I could care less about that one, I will get to see my wonderful parents. Then I can get all festive and excited again, but this time for my favorite holiday of all time--Christmas!! YAY!