The Good Kind of Dorky


Sunday, January 29, 2006

A Worldwide Blog Exclusive

This is Stacia Lee. Stacia is a very interesting person. Where to begin? Stacia is almost 33 years old. 3x3=9, which is significant. Stacia's birthday is on March 9th, but that isn't necessarily why 9 is significant. Stacia's astrological sign is Pisces.
Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic

On the dark side....

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

Yes, that sounds like Stacia Lee.

Stacia is not secretive and vague though. I don't think she is weak-willed either. Sometimes she does not realize how strong-willed/confident she is and while that may be a weakness, I would not characterize her as weak-willed. Stacia is a very very strong person and I admire her a great deal.

Stacia says: "I am a vegetarian."

Lindsey says: "Stacia is a bad vegetarian. Practically a carnivore."

Stacia does not eat meat, unless it is the chicken (pronounced SHicken--that's how her Cuban lover says "chicken." His name is Louise. It's actually very funny to say. Go ahead and try it. Shiiiiicken. Shicken little. Shick fil a!)
Anyway, when the shicken needs to be eaten, Stacia is the first one to jump at the opportunity. But other than this, Stacia is a hard-core vegetarian.

Fact # 89 about Stacia Lee: She can cook/bake!

Stacia's Spending Habits

Bottle of wine because cute guy recommended it $15
Valentine's Day presents for friends $5.24
5 lbs bag of olives from Nick's $25
Getting a free calendar from Nick himself
who she's had a crush on for years and would
totally do for free olives??
Well, the calendar was free
but "the moment"? Priceless

Fact # 3 about Stacia Lee: She likes to be good to the earth.
Not only does she recycle like a good girl, but when I worked with her she used to carry around a blue towel when she went into the bathroom. To this day the office is still wondering, what did she use the towel for? One anonymous suggestion... "Maybe she didn't like to use toilet paper because it's bad for the earth."

There is so much more to know about Stacia Lee. I couldn't possibly cover it all in one sitting. I welcome any questions you may have...

This has been your Stacia Lee Worldwide Exclusive

In Conclusion...

Friends, the indecisive Libra has made a decision, a very difficult decision. Java Blue. I will get a Java Blue Vera Bradley bag this year. Okay, time for a nap. My head hurts from all of the contemplation.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Why is God Punishing Me?

Blogger Problem

An engineer has been notified and will investigate.

Status code: 1-500-33

Let's face it. I am a blog slacker. I am not committed to my blog and I do not follow through. Even my mom has asked about the worldwide Stacia Lee blog exclusive. And still many of you are left wondering, who is Stacia Lee? So the other night I decided, I must end this shameful display of blogging. I will post something right now! And when I tried to post, this is the message I got. Let's just say, I think this was a sign. I have a problem. I have been living in denial.

Hi. I'm Lindsey. I am am a bad blogger.

Oh, and since I know you are wondering. Yes, the engineer was hot. And yes, he "investigated the problem."

Sunday, January 15, 2006

New Year's Resolutions

I don't fully believe in New Year's Resolutions. I think people should have daily resolutions. Not, "I will be healthy and work out this year," but rather, "I will do something active/healthy today." I think it's good to set goals, but they have to be realistic. So, even though I am partially against them, here are my resolutions for 2006:

1. Look like Jessica Simpson.
2. Write more poetry.
3. Lift weights and lose weight so that I look like Jessica Simpson.
4. Blog more.
5. Meet Jessica Simpson.
6. Get rich (hey, it's in my horoscope for the year)
7. Date Nick Lachey.
8. Decorate/organize my house.

Now, I must get to my goals. I'll start by eating left-over Chinese food and taking a shower.

Dirty Whore-Bag

This is a recent picture of Jessica. I think she looks sad. I think she needs to get back with Nick. Jessica, why do you make me so sad? I've lost all hope in love...

A Look Back at Christmas 2005

Christmas Time in Upstate New York

"Ghetto Christmas."

"Monkey Legs"

"On Prancer"

The best time of year...

It's that time of year again when Vera Bradley comes out with new prints. When Sarah told me, I jumped for joy. Scratch that. It was orgasmic, literally. I LOVE VERA! I want the green and pink one even though I got a green and pink vera last doesn't matter though, really, because this one is SO different, obviously. I also like the java blue, but not as much as petal pink.