The Good Kind of Dorky


Tuesday, March 21, 2006


Heaven in a jar. This natural peanut butter with lots of natural ingredients and stuff like that, is the best thing ever. It tastes sweet and cinnamony and peanut buttery and has raisins in it. It is like an orgasm on a spoon, waiting for me to seductively lick it with my tongue. Peanut butter+rainins+sugary/cinnamony goodess=Heaven. Therefore, Heaven=Orgasms.

Monday, March 13, 2006

This is Sarah.

Sarah and I took a trip to Parksley, VA to visit Stacia...
This is Stacia.

This is Sarah and Stacia on a dock. It was a very pretty day.I heart my life friends forever.

However, if they ever try to wake me up at 6:30 on a Saturday again (for no reason), I will have to reconsider our lifefriendship.
Randy don't do mornings.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

March 9th is...

Bugs Barkley's 2nd Birthday!
I love you my baby boy
Happy Birthday!

MARCH 9th IS...

Stacia's 33rd Birthday!
Happy Birthday Stacia
I can't wait to see you this weekend when we will celebrate friendship, love and another year of you in our lives!
You are an amazing woman, Stacia Lee!

Friday, March 03, 2006



It's true, I don't know Lauren very well, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I LIKE LAUREN A LOT!!! She is the type of girl that makes me think, "I need to get to know her because she seems like a wonderful human being with so many wonderful qualities." I've seen the pictures, Lauren is a funny girl and she is creative too. I can tell just from hanging out with her the few times I have, that she has a beautiful spirit and a good heart. So I say we raise a glass and make a toast to Lauren--Happy 25th Birthday!!! Move to Richmond!!!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Almost Daily Journal Entry -- The Cringe Factor

Today my journal entry was, "I like my thighs. It feels like a lie saying this. It feels like I want to take it back, like it's not okay to say this. Maybe if I say it enough I'll believe it, so, I like my thighs."

I say to myself that I like my thighs. It makes me cringe. My stomach tenses up and I feel nervous and anxious. I say it outloud to myself. It sounds like a foreign language. I feel like I am betraying someone dear to me. Everything I'm saying is everything that I never tell myself. I say to myself, "I like my stomach. I like my hips. I like my thighs." I touch my skin. I feel very real. I don't feel perfect. I feel full from the pizza I ate for dinner. My stomach is bulging a little bit. But I still say that I like my stomach. I like my thighs. I feel deprived. I feel thirsty. I want to leave these positive words behind because they feel painful.


Another update for today... I just wanted to inform you, America, that I decided not to get Nadine. Thank you for your name suggestions though. I am still going to keep my eye out for other dogs at various shelters. Or maybe I will get a poodle, although getting one from a breeder is $500-$1,000 I'm finding. I just have trouble justifying that, especially for a dog that I'm not even "saving." I am all about saving dogs, so we'll see. It wouldn't even have to be a poodle--just something small and cute.

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My mom informed me that actually my bedroom eyes don't come from her side of the family. I didn't want to lie to America, so here is what Mom had to say.

Yeah... so anyway... I was reading the updates in your blog tonight and thought maybe I should point out some inaccuracies. First of all, your big eyelids don't come from the Polish side of the family. Your big eyelids (bedroom eyes) come from Goggy's (this is what I called my grandmother) father's side... the Allanson's who are Swedish. Your great grandfather Roy had large eyelids as did Goggy. You'll have to look at the old family photos again sometime. My Polish side gave you dark circles which came from Walter (my mom's dad) I think. I never noticed Donna or the others to have such dark circles. Walter's daughter (Nora) has dark circles, too.