The Good Kind of Dorky

 

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Introducing...

Heaven in a jar. This natural peanut butter with lots of natural ingredients and stuff like that, is the best thing ever. It tastes sweet and cinnamony and peanut buttery and has raisins in it. It is like an orgasm on a spoon, waiting for me to seductively lick it with my tongue. Peanut butter+rainins+sugary/cinnamony goodess=Heaven. Therefore, Heaven=Orgasms.


















4 Comments:

  • At 3:30 PM, Blogger Noelle said…

    Yeah, that is about the best stuff in the world. I used to work on the same block as Peaunut Butter & Co., and it was hard to not go there for lunch about every day of the week. Happy eating!

     
  • At 7:19 PM, Blogger Sarah said…

    If heaven is orgasms...kill me now! Just curious, but do you know anything about the effects of ginger on heart attacks??

     
  • At 8:59 PM, Anonymous spanky said…

    ok, i was right! its peanut butter AND lubrication.

     
  • At 7:44 PM, Blogger Sarah said…

    Randy, I MISS YOU!
    I know this doesn't have anything to do with peanut butter or orgasms but without you I am a shell of a person! Come home soon!

     

Post a Comment

<< Home