A few nights ago Edgar and I went to Target. While Edgar was checking out, the store clerk was was really checking him out. The guy was this young Asian guy with an accent. He just kept looking up at Edgar and staring at him. Then he asked him if his hair was naturally curly to which Edgar just said yes. I swear the guy just kept staring at him in awe like it was the sexiest thing he'd ever seen. Then he giggled (no really, he giggled) and looked at me and said, "Wow, he is like one of those ancient gladiators." I think it was lust at first sight.