The Final Bugs Monday
And now a final word from Bugs himself.
Hey guys, can I just tell you that Mom ate so much food over the holiday?! Seriously, it was borderline disgusting and yet borderline I was about to bite her for not giving me more handouts. Also, she gained no less than three pounds in four days. That was including two work-outs at the gym. The least she could have done was take me to the park to burn off those calories. Clearly I am resenting her right now. To get her back, while she was at the gym tonight trying to lose some of the lard in her butt, I decided to get on the bed and take a nap on her side of the bed with my hairy head on her pillow. Now my little hairs are all over. I'm a "shedder," what can I say? The best part--she just washed the sheets and blankets last night!!! When she came home she was kind of pissed off. Mission accomplished. That'll show her for not giving me my fair share of turkey.
You know what also is hard about my life? Living with a sister poodle who has the worst gas all the time. The crazy bitch is like an old lady. I've never heard anyone break wind more often than her--not even my mom and dad!
Besides not getting enough table scraps and having to live with a smelly sister, my life isn't so bad. I get to sit on the couch and cuddle with Mom every night. In fact, I'm about to go do that now.
Thanks for all your love this month. Shout outs to my pals Ben, Rufus, Ted, Gus and recovering from surgery, Bailey.